justbeencumberbatched:

lesbian-songbirds:

If 1 in 10 teens are gay, then statistically, there are two gays in each of my classes… I’m one, so where’s the other one? Come out come out wherever you are ya little shit

im not sure if that last line is a pun or not

(Source: ditchtheworldd)

161,558 notes

religiousmom:

im funnier online where I can’t stutter

344,988 notes

unchangeablexangel:




bye vagina it was nice knowing you

#hello vagina it will be nice knowing you

#Wait a month

this post got better

unchangeablexangel:

bye vagina it was nice knowing you

#hello vagina it will be nice knowing you

#Wait a month

this post got better

(Source: slashersivi)

442,146 notes

notahoe:

notahoe:

wtf is morning wood 

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Thank you that’s exactly what I thought 

(Source: cyberho)

183,150 notes

mousathe14:

floozee:

drawallthehomestuck:

thedkey:

catch-the-star:

samael:

shaggy2pope:

supermega8:

mostflogged:

intergalactickoala:

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She won’t say she’s in lesbians.

I love you oh my god

SOMEONE HOLD ME

BUT ALSO SOMEONE DRAW KANAYA IN THIS STYLE

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my tea is everywhere but my mouth right now

Vriska

Well, this may be the stupidest best thing I’ve ever done but it was worth it.

So what you’re saying is, Karkat is Phil?

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It keeps getting better.

51,684 notes

stunningpicture:

Pulled a layer of ice off a leaf

stunningpicture:

Pulled a layer of ice off a leaf

52,900 notes

Reblog if you’ve been offended by the words of your own parents.

roythomasmusic:

mo-livan:

hecatesdaughters:

shadowc44:

sammithehoboacrossthestreet:

viara:

I want to know if I’m the only one.

fucking shit

Definitely. 

sooooo many times.

The amount of notes makes me sad

Wow the number makes me sad.

441,980 notes

tarargh:

i only have two speed settings for blogging: “makes you wonder if theyre even still active” or “your entire dash is nothing but me”

9,132 notes

gaypee:

"i’m hungry"
"you just ate"
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312,929 notes

kingloptr:

fruitappreciation:

omg apparently artificial banana flavoring is based on the gros michel banana which was wiped out by a banana plague in the 50s and the banana we eat today is a totally different thing called the cavendish and thats why banana candy doesnt taste like bananas do you know how lied to i feel. like there was a fucking banana apocalypse and no one told me about it until now

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